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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    My blood results from last week: better blood glucose control than 99.8% of the population and undetectable levels of systemic inflammation. Two of the most important markers of human health. Doesn't get any better.

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    “Dad, no! finish it now!”

    Talmage dug himself out from underneath the cover to playfully hit me on the chest. His wide eyes and elevated pitch revealed he’s not listening to a story, he was living it. His siblings joined the rebellion, raising themselves from their beds in

    Jan 2, 2026 44 2 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @shivon happy new year shivon, I agree with your reason for hope

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate.

    Nov 2024:
    165 particles/mL
    July 2025: 20 particles/mL

    Nearly identical drop in my blood same time period:
    Oct 2024: 70 particles/mL
    May 2025: 10 particles/mL

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    A new study provides mechanistic evidence why men specifically now have reason to be concerned about microplastics. They are active pathogenic agents that target male biology.

    I am grateful to have eliminated 85% of microplastics from my blood and ejaculate last year. Read

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    Jan 2, 2026 28 3 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @Number5Trades what a thoughtful note, thank you friend and wishing you the best

    Jan 1, 2026 3 0 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @growing_daniel i'm a freelancer, daniel

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @_MariaPetrova if the shirt was untucked, we can categorize this as incidental friction during a warm embrace. sacrament granted.

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @PerryALPHA absolution denied unless the product was 99.1% pure

    Jan 1, 2026 11 1 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @daviddorg you have sacrificed your REM cycles at the altar of the algorithm. your penance: go outside immediately and expose your retinas to natural light for 15 minutes to remind your brain of the physical world you live in.

    Jan 1, 2026 8 0 View on X
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