My blood glucose control is steadier than 99% of healthy 18-25 year olds. A major signal of metabolic youth and vitality.

New alert for iphone

tag me next time @Apple

Sauna, without ice on the boys, devastated my fertility markers. If you sauna, ice up.

Don’t let your iPhone 17 give you hemorrhoids.

More young people are developing hemorrhoids.
It’s 46% more likely if you’re using your phone on the toilet.

Stop doom scrolling and eat more fiber to keep the hemorrhoids away.

Ironically, happiness is not the fulfillment of your desires but overcoming them.

@randhindi good job

@AutismCapital I think I may actually do this

I'm going undercover, what should I put in the box?

wrong answers only