@Darwaz_ We're working on solving for dark chocolate. Very hard to control for consistency, heavy metals testing, polyphenols, etc.

I’m my dad’s blood boy 🤷🏻‍♂️

Prep instructions and alt form

Breakfast
Black lentils, 300g (weighed cooked)
Broccoli, 250g
Cauliflower, 150g
Maitake, 50g
Garlic, 1 clove
Lime, 1
Cumin 1T
Apple Cider Vinegar, 1T
Hemp seeds, 1T
Avocado, 1
EVOO, 1T
Dark chocolate (100%), 1T

@sterlingcrispin Will get that up on website Monday

Deeply appreciate the kindness and encouragement so many of you have shown 🫶🏻

Many of you think that I am an unadulterated narcissist. Actually, well, no that’s it.

RT @acekillagorilla: When I first read about @bryan_johnson and using his kid as a blood child I thought he was tapped af.

But god damn, I…

My dream gf
- pace of aging < 0.70
- body inflammation < avg 10 yr old
- perfect liver markers
- BMI 19
- 20/15 eyesight
- VO2 max top 1% of 18 year olds
- 100% sleep score avg
- has a blood girl
- is future literate
- a zeroth principle thinker

Lizard person checklist:
+ Low blood pressure
+ Unexplained scars on the body
+ A sense of not belonging to the human race

What do lizard people want?
+ World domination