@CarlosArbona consistency solved that for me. My body now demands to go to sleep within a ~10 minute window.

@NickRattermann I stop drinking fluids around noon or so which has seemed to be ok for my hydration and limiting nighttime bathroom needs

Many of you attended my funeral this week, graciously writing headlines for my cause of death.

Now I'm resurrected, can we talk about the revolution that we're going to build together: Don't die.

@AshenArmour @rogereur @ShnufaloIsHappy I do not know that answer, sorry

@catduster

@julioalexo I say this out loud to myself, every single time

which means, I will definitely die from a car crash

every time I get into my car I say out loud "driving is the most dangerous thing I do"

if I did, could I trust you to go to bed on time?

I love how people want to do experiments on me

@GuyWalsh13 during sleep jerkin’ the gherkin is not currently part of my sleep protocol