@testaccountoki lol 😂 I've created a monster

change is hard, being miserable is harder

@DrGlorioso I hear he's pretty reluctant to speak about his penis in public

@RuleRomans we've begin evaluating various potential peptide therapies

@AdtebeateIoseph given my urination speed, erection capacity, ejaculate volume, and plaque free status, I'd welcome that development

@tednotlasso my name is indeed zero to many

@juergenhutter 😂I've heard this a lot recently "came for the science, stayed for the clapbacks." what does this say about me? lol

the book's dedication will be: thank you Death for your service, we'll take it from here

@RonenSitty

draft of my author bio for my upcoming book:

Zero was the first H. sapien to surpass 500 years of age, dying in the year 2,478, hit by earth's last bus in operation. He fathered millions of biological and digital offspring now living in far reaches of the galaxy. Best known for…