@thechosenberg My new semen results came in yesterday. Doc gave me an A+. Said he’d be happy if they were from an 18 year old. Sharing them tomorrow. People already asking me to pee on them. These results could create a real situation.

@1AlwaysWinning1 I hope you added 1 Tbsp of extra virgin olive oil to your pizza to lessen the blood sugar spike and reduce LDL and oxidized LDL

Is this some sick and twisted cult trying to get me to go to bed on time?

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@Slatzism ah so this is why people are asking me to pee on them

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