Zero was the first individual H. sapiens to surpass five hundred years of age. He died in 2478, hit by Earth’s last bus in operation, only weeks before becoming Homo Deus. During his life, Zero fathered millions of biological and digital offspring who now live in the far reaches…

Designing my tombstone. What should it say?

Paper:

Consumption of Extra Virgin Olive Oil led to fat loss.

9 weeks of 1.4 Tbsp (25 mL) EVOO/day led to 5.2 lbs (2.3 kg) of fat loss, or roughly 2.4 lbs (1.1 kg) extra fat loss above the control group, in this specific trial.

@NatalieFratto @chefjeffsf @PratapRanade The saddest part of the day is the last bite of nutty pudding

@Be6676Bert @BasedBeffJezos I have many impediments

@DrChrisCo Broccoli, in powdered form, was not workable due to taste and smell. Beets are among the best to consume.

@shiningarcana We’ve been measuring my prostate for years looking for enlargement and none found