Designing my tombstone. What should it say?

Paper:

Consumption of Extra Virgin Olive Oil led to fat loss.

9 weeks of 1.4 Tbsp (25 mL) EVOO/day led to 5.2 lbs (2.3 kg) of fat loss, or roughly 2.4 lbs (1.1 kg) extra fat loss above the control group, in this specific trial.

@NatalieFratto @chefjeffsf @PratapRanade The saddest part of the day is the last bite of nutty pudding

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@DrChrisCo Broccoli, in powdered form, was not workable due to taste and smell. Beets are among the best to consume.

@shiningarcana We’ve been measuring my prostate for years looking for enlargement and none found

Super Veggie ready in four minutes. Just add water.
Dropping in June.

Avocado, beet, carrot, cauliflower + lentils + Snake Oil.
It's delicious.

Never in history has it been this easy to eat your veggies.