I complete early cancer detection 1x/yr. Got a clean bill of health ✅

Cost is $995 by Grail and is a blood draw.

@Denielle425 The first EVOO bottle was from Chile, the second is Portugal which is Arbosana variety and especially creamy and aromatic

"that last guy was a jerk" <- was referring to me.

This prospective customer had called my company Braintree to ask some questions about payment processing. I'd answered the phone.

He called back to speak with someone else because I'd been a jerk. There were only five of…

@corbett3000 lol, ppl would need an outlet. It flows somewhere.

@DavidSHolz I'll see what we can do

The Daily Mail made up the pizza, donut and alcohol thing to sensationalize the headline. People have been messaging me worried lol. I never said anything of the sort.

The Don’t Die Network State will meet you where they’re at and journey together.

No penis was included to invite contemplation that the future may defy our expectations in the most surprising ways.

@Emiliodjorno I consume EVOO raw, 1 Tbsp (15 mL) with each meal

You caught me. I am a Snake Oil salesman.

I renamed Blueprint EVOO to Blueprint Snake Oil. It is my dance with the cacophony of noise and a wink to my past constrained self.

+ “I knew it! The whole scheme is just to scam idiots. No better than a snake oil salesman.”

+ “This…