2/ A second opportunity to use this technology arose when I sprained my ankle dancing at a music festival (my foot slipped into a hole). I healed faster than my doctor had ever seen.

Though I am unsure exactly how much this technology contributed as we stacked several…

3/ Now I’m treating my whole body in a first-in-world experiment.

Proactive rejuvenation.  This is my protocol:

→ 4500 shocks, 3 days a week
→ Intensity: Level 14

→ Area: cervical spine, shoulders, ankles, elbows, wrists, lumbar spine, hips & glutes, knees and Johnson.…

0/ This technology (@SoftwaveTRT) delivers unfocused electro-hydraulic shock waves dispersed over a broad tissue volume. The acoustic pulse passes non-invasively through skin, generating shear forces and micro-cavitation that set off mechanotransduction. Cells release ATP, open…

1/ My team and I found this technology when we were working on Rejuvenating Johnson’s Johnson. We all want youthful brains and hearts and sexual function.

There are multiple randomized controlled trials showing shockwave therapy improves erectile dysfunction. Given that my…

First, I shocked my Johnson and performance improved.
Then I shocked my sprained ankle and recovered faster.
Now, I’m shocking my entire body…
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Sedentary behavior reduces mitochondrial function in skeletal muscle, leading to faster fatigue and reduced metabolic health. Just 2 weeks without exercise can drop mitochondrial density by 20-25%

A top adult animation reached out asking for usage rights to my media. They're going to roast me. I said yes. We'll see if it ends up in their cut.

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The goal is to debate life's meaning.

If you're dead, you can't debate anymore.

@zaidkdahhaj If your dumps are that fatty, you might have steatorrhea. Signs of fat-malabsorption that can point to pancreatic enzyme shortages, gallbladder or bile-duct issues, or other gut problems. Worth getting it checked out.