@Gtwy @JessKilch tomorrow morning everything will be better, good night to both of you, sleep tight

@WillMLondon @elisabethinwa Dear Princess F Tier Cuntwaffle - this is a message from the Department of Sleep Efficiency (DOSE). You are spending too much time awake and it’s causing Will inflation of inflammation. Please stop or your program will be suspended.

@Sophia_Naude The cats must be crated

@Gtwy @JessKilch Hey Jess - hope you’re well. We have a situation. Your nighttime routine, while I’m sure well-meaning and very effective, creates a challenging situation for gtwy as he has nothing to do during your extended protocol and ends up spending time on his phone which is bad for sleep.…

Someone keeping you up past your bedtime?

Tag them here and tell me what’s up so that I can send them a message.

@jgebbia @Samara that’s cool you had the foresight to do this

@danielcberk Wouldn’t it be cool if we made increasing lifespan a national goal, a flex we could be proud of

In The Lord of the Rings, during the final battles, the Free Peoples of Middle-earth (Elves, Dwarves, Men, and Hobbits) must set aside their differences and unite to confront Sauron and his armies. Without unity, Sauron's victory is inevitable.

We are in a similar moment with a…

Wouldn't it be great if....

we went to war with Die. Overhauling the FDA food pyramid, taking on the fast food industrial complex, eliminating subsidies for Die foods -- a civilizational war to create a new society. Wars aren’t funded by the kindness of heart. They are funded by…

If you're going through a life crisis right now, questioning why you exist and why life is worth living, a new meaning of life game is here: we're going to conquer death.