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    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    Prep instructions and alt form

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    Breakfast
    Black lentils, 300g (weighed cooked)
    Broccoli, 250g
    Cauliflower, 150g
    Maitake, 50g
    Garlic, 1 clove
    Lime, 1
    Cumin 1T
    Apple Cider Vinegar, 1T
    Hemp seeds, 1T
    Avocado, 1
    EVOO, 1T
    Dark chocolate (100%), 1T

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @sterlingcrispin Will get that up on website Monday

    Jun 3, 2023 11 0 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    Deeply appreciate the kindness and encouragement so many of you have shown 🫶🏻

    Jun 3, 2023 371 4 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    Many of you think that I am an unadulterated narcissist. Actually, well, no that’s it.

    Jun 2, 2023 565 9 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    RT @acekillagorilla: When I first read about @bryan_johnson and using his kid as a blood child I thought he was tapped af.

    But god damn, I…

    Jun 2, 2023 0 0 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    My dream gf
    - pace of aging < 0.70
    - body inflammation < avg 10 yr old
    - perfect liver markers
    - BMI 19
    - 20/15 eyesight
    - VO2 max top 1% of 18 year olds
    - 100% sleep score avg
    - has a blood girl
    - is future literate
    - a zeroth principle thinker

    Jun 1, 2023 4185 252 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    Lizard person checklist:
    + Low blood pressure
    + Unexplained scars on the body
    + A sense of not belonging to the human race

    What do lizard people want?
    + World domination

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  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    @AttentionFWD @WHOOP a night of rock, cristy, and kit kat.

    jk, a recording error that didn't capture the night

    Jun 1, 2023 11 0 View on X
  • Bryan Johnson
    Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

    After 4 billion yrs, super intelligence is here. Lucky us. Humanity's to do list:

    Don't...
    + kill yourself
    + annihilate each other
    + destroy our biosphere
    + underestimate AI

    Funny we prefer doing; maybe the answer is to just stop self destructive behaviors.

    Jun 1, 2023 271 22 View on X
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