thinking of rebranding Blueprint Extra Virgin Olive Oil to Blueprint Snake Oil

@AdamNeumannsCoS honestly would make skin therapies so much easier without the angles to work around

@evanescentall @oldemptyeye my son does get 15 minutes daily of small talk when I let him out of his pen to get some exercise in the yard, but no more than 100 words

public service announcement:

do not try to fit the oura ring onto your penis for nighttime erection measurement. not the intended use.

Also, don’t drink bleach.

public service announcement:

do not try to fit your oura ring onto your penis. not the intended use.

Also, don’t drink bleach.

@AnaArsonist honest not the intention to put in front of your face 😂

@Slatzism just wait for the punchline

@SHAYinsights V02 max: 58.7 mL/(kg·min), top 1.5% of 18 year olds

three things u must know:
1. money in bank account
2. biological age
3. nighttime erections

@jmKoudsi @ChadNotChud No they misunderstood. Two years ago I had 3 oz of red wine with breakfast. Stopped as calories were too high for nutritional value.