Rage against death.

A customer is upset because they received Snake Oil instead of extra virgin olive oil.

@andre_quentin You’re correct on the quest for our transcendence

Chief Erection Officer (CEO)

@aphofer @jeanuh_ let’s

@Frantastic_7 I was born for this

@MFJones1618 It’s not a man. It’s our destiny and there’s no stopping it.

The sensor I use for measurement:

My night time erections are now better than the average 18 year old.

Last night was 179 minutes. Here's the data.

Night time erections are a biomarker for cardiovascular, physiological and sexual health.